President Bush: Don't Let the Door Hit You In the Ass

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Flash: The Larger Scheme Beyond Iraq

Have a look at this exceptional Flash movie about the New American Century and the fools behind it.

http://www.knife-party.net/flash/barry.html

Sunday, October 10, 2004

How Many Bush Administration Members To Replace Lightbulb?

Authorship unknown; grateful internet users rejoice.

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb?

The Answer is TEN:
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new light bulb
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Light bulb Change Accomplished"
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark"
8. One to viciously smear #7
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along
10. And finally one to dissemble to the public about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
And one bonus:
11. One to sign up for light bulb training, get a note from his daddy and not show up, attend every light bulb changing convention he can, and then claim he's a veteran of light bulb changing.

George Bush: Don't Let The Door Hit You In The Ass